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Bernie Dieter's Little Death Club

by Bernie Dieter and Dead Man Label

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I once met a man in a Cinema in Paris Und his name was Marcel He sat next to me Put his hand on my knee Und I smiled und said Well, well Marcel He said Baby you’re so beautiful I want to take you home Come back to my place and we could do it all night long I said Let me be clear I like the idea But baby let’s just do it right here. I once met a woman in a sauna in Bruges Und her name was Rachel She walked up to me dropped her towel, to her feet Und I smiled und said Well well Raquel She said- Baby you’re so beautiful I want to take you home Come back to my place and we could do it all night long I said Let me clear I love the idea But baby let’s just do it right here. Chorus- Es is nicht Sadistich, Nur ein bisschen Voyeuristisch Ich mache wass ich will mit dir Ist mir scheiss egal wo wir sind Ich mache wass ich will mit dir That Chorus is German darlings, it roughly translates to- I’m going to sit on your face I once met a man at cabaret show…. WHAT?! Oh my god!!!!!!! Look at you all just shitting yourselves. I once met a man at a cabaret show Und his name was beardy Our eyes met It was electric I know It was as if there was no one else in the room! ‘Baby you’re so beautiful There is nothing I can do I’m gonna take this cordless microphone I’m gonna come over there and touch you! It will be fine These people won’t mind Baby let’s just do it……….. right here!
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Thousands of cats Are screaming in your head Let’s drown those cats in a bottle of gin And paint the whole town red Slip off your skin Leave your name at the door Cos Kaiser Wilhelm Doesn’t work here anymore Come on and dance with me Until we all disappear Cos hell is empty baby And all the devils are here. I know a short cut to the river of Styx Whatever your kink baby We can help you get your fix So take my hand Feel the heat rush through your bones You’ll never face the ferry man alone Instrumental Thousands of cats Are screaming in your head But baby you can sleep You can sleep when you are dead The neon flickers And the night is closing in This is the carnival The carnival of sin Come on and dance with me Until we all disappear Cos hell is empty baby And all the devils And all the devils And all the devils are here!
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German- Seien sie immer glüchlich ihn zu sehen. Machen sie sich interessant für ihn. Sprechen Sie mit leiser, sanfter und freundlicher Stimme Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Die Nacht gehört zum ihm Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Die Nacht gehört zum ihm English Translation- Always be happy to see him Make yourself more interesting for him always speak in quiet, friendly and dulcet tones Don't you complain darling The night belongs to him Don't you complain darling The night belongs to him
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German- Seien sie immer glüchlich ihn zu sehen. Machen sie sich interessant für ihn. Sprechen Sie mit leiser, sanfter und freundlicher Stimme Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Die Nacht gehört zum ihm Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Die Nacht gehört zum ihm English Translation- Always be happy to see him Make yourself more interesting for him always speak in quiet, friendly and dulcet tones Don't you complain darling The night belongs to him Don't you complain darling The night belongs to him
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Lick my pussy Lick my pussy Just lick pussy Lick my pussy My scary pussy Just Lick my pussy And shut the fuck up You’re talking about your day You went to a christening It all sounds very nice but my pussy ain’t listening Lick my pussy My hairy pussy Just Lick my pussy And shut the fuck up You’re playing with my hair You say you think I’m pretty You whisper that you love me as you fondle my titty It seems like fucking ages You take your sweet ass time Now you’re playing with my navel And I’m drinking more wine Lick my pussy My scary pussy Lick my pussy And shut the fuck up Aw babe I have had a really long day at work so- Aw babe, I’ve actually just eaten and, I mean, brushed my teeth so- Aw babe I’ve got a headache so- Aw babe I’ve just got a really, I’ve got a really dry mouth Just shut, shut, shut the fuck up- Lick my pussy ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, AH! Just Lick my pussy and shut the fuck up!
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You’re staring back at me Is this the woman that you thought you’d grow up to be? Wipe that paint off your face It’s time to loose that monster from it’s hiding place Where have you gone? You keep fading as the years go on Where have you gone? Then I catch you in the corner Don’t walk away from me Have you just become another wannabe Just wasting days Staring into spotlights with a junkies gaze Where have you gone? You keep changing as the years go on Where have you gone? Then I catch you in the corner Some days there’s not enough paint Or wine or restraint Bright lights Bad deals Cheap pills to make it worth it- There’s not enough paint or wine or restraint Bright lights Bad deals Cheap pills to make it worth it Where have you gone? That little girl who was alright on her own Where have you gone? I try to hold on But you keep on slipping through Cracks in the Mirror (Instrumental) Where have you gone? That little girl who was alright on her own Where have you gone? I try to hold on But you keep on slipping through Cracks in the Mirror
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Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah! Die Nacht gehört zu mir Die Macht gehört zu mir The night belongs to me The fight belongs to me Seien sie immer glüklich ihn zu sehen. Machen sie sich interessant für ihn. Sprechen Sie mit leiser, sanfter und freundlicher Stimme Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Beklagen Sie sich nicht, Die Nacht, die Nacht, Die nacht, Die Nachet gehört zum Mir
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The gypsies used to wash their eyes out in it And the crow flies down next to me where i sit The grape, the potato, and the wormwood, and the rye Alcohol is going to love me til the day that i die. ———— A man doesn’t exist til he’s drunk. Ernst Hemingway said And the last male northern white rhinoceros is dead Living on this lonely lump of rock hurtling around and around and around, at a thousand miles per hour and our shadows grow long And I thank god and mr Dionysus and I thank the devil for a little drink. As sure as a ferret is a ferret Everyone that you know will be reduced back to wandering atoms, in a mere 100 years, and in the meantime you have to get up in the morning, Every morning but don’t think about the morning cos you’re here tonight A, A is for alcohol A, A is for alcohol Cos when the moon crashes down like the final curtain and the end is near You’ll see hell is empty and all the devils are here. Instrumental I know a place at the end of the world. Where the girls are boys and the boys are girls. And the girls don’t give a fuck. Hey there mr salaryman, I’m gonna Chop up your tie like soba noodles Cause when your drinking with me your never be sober again. And the Japanese are drinking rice And the Russians are drinking potatoes And the French are drinking the stars And the Mexicans are drinking agave And the Egyptians and drinking the palms And the Afghans are drinking green raisins And I am drinking whatever I can get my hands on A, A is for alcohol A, A is for alcohol When the moon crashes down like the final curtain and the end is here You’ll know hell is empty and all the devils are here. A, A is for alcohol A, A is for alcohol A, A is for alcohol A, A is for alcohol And when the final dance is done Do not go gentle into that good night Because hell is empty and all the devils All the devils All the devils are here!

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Bernie Dieter's Little Death Club

This is the studio recording of the über award-winning Weimar Punk Kabarett show at the end of its award winning Adelaide Festival season in 2019.

The darkest, funniest and most debauched kabarett club this side of Berlin! A gin-soaked, Weimar-punk jazz band soundtracks a hazy night of dangerously funny kabarett, breathtaking circus and fire-breathing sideshow at its most inappropriate, provocative and hilarious best. Join über award-winning mistress of mayhem, Bernie Dieter and her degenerate family of misfits for ‘Wickedly funny, deliciously defiant punk cabaret’★★★★★ (Fest).

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released July 31, 2019

Vocals: Bernie Dieter
Guitar: Dylan Marshall
Keyboards: Logan Watt
Bass: Alana Dawes
Drums: Christopher Neale
Trombone: Chris Grieve

Recorded by Jarrad Payne at Wizard Tone Studios
Additional overdubs by Marty Hailey at Metro 13 HQ Edinburgh and RAK, London
Mixed by Marty Hailey at Metro 13 HQ
Mastered by William Bowden at King Willy Sound, Launceston

Written by: Tom Velvick (Dead Man Label) and Bernie Dieter in collaboration with Marty Hailey, Martin Martini, Laurence Owen and Andrea Biondo.

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Having been described as 'a cross between Lady GaGa, Marlene Dietrich and Noel Fielding in sequins', Bernie is the Queen of Weimar punk kabarett; from the back alleys of Berlin and the cabaret stages of London's West End to Spiegeltents all over Australia and New Zealand, seducing audiences with her original songs and her gin soaked, lascivious charm. ... more

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