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Weirdo in Isolation

by Bernie Dieter

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'Weirdo in Isolation' was written at the time of the Covid-19 pandemic, it is a hilarious, ridiculous celebration of what it means to be a performing artist with no where to make art, and as the live arts were the first to go when the pandemic hit and will likely be the last to return, us weirdos will be in isolation for a little while longer.

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It seems like a long time ago now
Since we were allowed outside
Since I touched someone else’s face
The world is a strange place

I am a weirdo
In isolation
I am a weirdo
In isolation

Seems like a long time ago now
I was working
Woo!
I had emails to compose
Now I’ve got an empty inbox, so I’ve started learning Spanish and
I’m wearing my mum’s clothes

It Seems like a long time ago now
That I was allowed out to go and see my friends
Now I’m pretty sure I’m a lizard
Cause the aliens are coming and I’m ready for the cleanse

I am a weirdo
In isolation
I am a weirdo
In isolation

Seems like a long time ago now
I was working in the zoo
I studied the slow loris
Now I’ve done so much youtube yoga
I put my head between my legs and I can lick my own clitoris
Woo!

Today I drank 5 litres of Dettol
Today I wiped my ass with a tea towel
Today I gave my hairy toes a wax
Then I kept going all the way to my crack
Today I watched 10 hours of Pornhub
Today I finally ran out of tissues
Today I dressed myself as a rabbit
But then I found God and now I’m back
back, back, back, back
In the habit
Glory glory hallelujah

I am a weirdo
In isolation
I am a weirdo
In isolation

I am a weirdo
In isolation
I am a weirdo
In isolation

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released May 28, 2020
Song written by Bernie Dieter and Tom Velvick (Dead Man Label) with the musical arrangement by Laurence Owen, mixing and mastering by Robert Dillon.

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Bernie Dieter Berlin, Germany

Having been described as 'a cross between Lady GaGa, Marlene Dietrich and Noel Fielding in sequins', Bernie is the Queen of Weimar punk kabarett; from the back alleys of Berlin and the cabaret stages of London's West End to Spiegeltents all over Australia and New Zealand, seducing audiences with her original songs and her gin soaked, lascivious charm. ... more

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